good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Acid is not a monday night drug
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Can I color on your dick again?
Still dying that you shit outside
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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