can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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