i just google imaged poop.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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