im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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