he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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