They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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