and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
