I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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