Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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