even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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