so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
