I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
her vagine was all disorganized.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
