his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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