I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Randomize
