This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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