ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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