Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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