i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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