if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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