ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
ok first of all what the fuck
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
