If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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