32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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