Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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