Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize