So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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