Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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