I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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