exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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