Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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