Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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