I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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