we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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