Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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