i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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