I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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