That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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