I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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