yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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