I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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