I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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