First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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