brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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