I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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