I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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