its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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