He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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