I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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