I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Terrible idea I love it
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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