Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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