the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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