I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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