just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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